Caption This: Healthy Food


 Real Estate Social

Sep 13, 2018

Caption this Healthy food

I don't know about you, but I always buy salad. 

I rarely eat it... but it makes me feel good knowing that I didn't go to the supermarket and get JUST candy, snacks, frozen food, soda, and ice cream.

I make a big scene. I even say out loud "Here's my romaine salad, some arugula and, of course, broccoli; my favorite" to a cashier who could care less and, deep down, knows I'll eventually throw it all away unless a healthy visitor comes to the house and asks for salad.

But now a thought has come to my mind: what if that person doesn't really want to eat salad, and it's doing exactly what *I* do at the supermarket; just posing as a healthy person?

Mind-blow: are we all financing the healthy food industry because of our guilt and need to show off to others?

Cue in the angry comments that don't understand a joke and come swearing they LOOOOOVE eating salad.


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